Old Candy - WHY would one want to eat such things?

There is a guy I know who found a deal on "Chocolate Marshmallow Santas" in Tennessee.

$2 per case containing a total of 48 Santas. These are sugar free, nonetheless.


He just got off the phone with the store running the alleged "deal" and has officially placed an order for their remaining TWENTY FIVE cases of these gooey, outdated, figures. That's 1200 individually wrapped ickiness.

Maybe it's just me, but I find this, for lack of a better word - Gross. Ewwwww!

I'll try for a photo later today. (Although the only camera I have is my phone...) I apologize in advance for the poor quality.